In the course of four days I have had two encounters with exceptionally rude people.
I have to admit I’m pretty lucky and get to be around happy people who joke and smile. But since last Thursday my run ins with
psychotic rude people have been on the rise.
I do not like it.
Maybe we are all due a wake up call that idiots exist. Who knows? But I can say this. I am over rude and mean people. People who get off on being total bitches to whoever they zone in to be the target? They need to get a grip or get a diagnosis
Consider this post my middle finger to all the disgusting people in the world.
And if one more person says, “Amanda, they may be going through something.” Then let me say this, The next time I’m going through something I will totally use that as my excuse, ok?
When you are feeling like the world is going to hell in a hand basket make a cobbler. Cobbler has the magical ability to erase a middle aged man cussing you ragged and then cussing your kid. Cobbler also reminds you that being self employed has it’s perks even when people think that since you are self employed you are not really working. I digress…
Easy Peasy Peach Cobbler:
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of AP flour
1 stick of butter (softened)
1 cup of milk
Preheat oven to three hundred and fifty degrees.
Extremely lightly grease a dish (any size you want.) I recommend you use a really pretty dish. Go buy one of those dang Pioneer Woman ones at Walmart. They scream out COBBLER to me.
In your prepared dish toss in three cups of cut peaches. You can cut them into bite size pieces or just slice them. I don’t care honey – you do you.
In a mixing bowl combine your sugar, flour, milk, and butter and stir until the mixture is all moistened. If you hate that word then I would say wet but c’mon people it’s all the same and it’s all because you people read smut. (I crack myself up.)
Pour the batter into the dish. Gently toss.
Bake for about 40-45 minutes. When it’s bubbling and lightly browned you know it’s ready.
Scoop out some into another pretty bowl, take it to your porch, enjoy every bite while telling the world to screw the hell off.
Best served with vanilla ice cream or Vodka.