The most enjoyable posts are the ones where I feel like we just let the thought process puke all over the keyboard. You appreciate my eloquence, do you not?
Here we go…
Every day I watch the sun come up. Who can say that? Ok nevermind a million people. #fiveoclockalarm
I’m reading my list and checking it twice and deducting! #lifeisbetterwhenyoucancrossstuffout
I hope they aren’t giving me a gift this year. #readingpostsonfacebookanddecidingyouaremaxedoutonspending
Why didn’t I ask for that damn Polaroid camera I just realized they made when I was in Walmart last week and it was on rollback? #ihopesomeoneisreadingthiswhoneedstobuymesomething
Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry. #littlekidsvisitingsanta #tellingmyselfthisnotthem
Wait a second all good television is coming to an end? #tilnextyearthisisus #youngerforever
Now everybody is going to ask if I died my hair. #letthesmartassremarksbegin
My gosh I have a lot of clothes! #meredithismyfairyclothesmother
How do you drown family drama? #passthewine
She’s not here stop looking. Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry. #lookingforminnie #alldogsgotoheaven
General Tso is my homeslice. #andtenpoundsifidonotcutitout
I haven’t been to the gym in a week. I am baking and eating this s#*! #firstworldholidayproblems
And that is that.